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Best and Worst Pick-Up Lines of 2006 (all true) 1.08.2007

May 18, 2008

Best:
1. “I love your eyebrows.”
2. “You’re the kind of smart that makes the government uncomfortable.”
3. “Are you going to eat that?”
4. “I’d tell you my name, but I’m too nervous. What’s yours?”
5. “Do you want some lasagne?”
6. “Do you want to stop our bikes and just talk for a minute?”
7. “Wow!”
8. “You’re WAY sexier than Jesus.”
9. “You make me want to smile more.”
10. “Your vocabulary is totally hot.”

Worst:
1. “I think we should get back together again.”
2. “Do you know why I pulled you over?” (ok, it wasn’t exactly a pick-up line, but it still sucked.)
3. “I’ve actually heard that Jewish girls give really good head.”
4. “Are you going to eat that?”
5. “Do you smell animals?”
6. “Can I have your myspace?”
7. “Can I have your email address?”
8. “Can I buy you a PBR?”
9. “You kind of look like my sister. She’s really pretty.”
10. “I just threw up. I’m sorry.”